Wh ether it’s a play on words, a funny observation about everyday things or old witty sayings, comedy has a way of making us realize we’re all going through the same stuff in this crazy life . These funny quotes about work, love, friends and family will have you saying, “So true!” because, well, they are. Others will have you remembering hilarious, meme-worthy movie and TV moments. Take a much-needed break from your day to check out these 101 funny quotes we found in stand-up comedy, books, plays, celebrity Twitter and interviews, as well as movies and TV shows, guaranteed to give you a quick chuckle. Funny Quotes 1. “I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.” —Mitch Hedberg 2. “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the war room.” —President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers), Dr. Strangelove 3. “My mother always used to say: The older you ...
Life is always unfair everyone, even you are doing good or bad thing for other person. In this life, everyone have saying that if you are doing good, then you will get a good time. But here everything is different because everyone will got what they need but not on time you need. So if you keep safe for future uses then you smart. Or you not. Never do what they need, do what you need to do.