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101 Funny Quotes That Will Make You LOL! (And They’re All Safe for Work)

Wh ether it’s a play on words, a funny observation about everyday things or old witty sayings, comedy has a way of making us realize we’re all going through the same stuff in this crazy   life . These   funny quotes   about work, love, friends and   family   will have you saying, “So true!” because, well, they are. Others will have you remembering hilarious, meme-worthy movie and TV moments. Take a much-needed break from your day to check out these 101  funny quotes  we found in stand-up comedy, books, plays, celebrity Twitter and interviews, as well as movies and TV shows, guaranteed to give you a quick chuckle. Funny Quotes 1.  “I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.” —Mitch Hedberg 2.  “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the war room.” —President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers),  Dr. Strangelove 3.  “My mother always used to say: The older you ...

Quote by Forrest Gump Movies

C an you believe it’s been nearly 27 years since   Forrest Gump   sat on that bench and delivered his famous quote, “ life   is like a box of chocolates”? On July 6, 1994, the slow, but sweet character played by Tom Hanks entered theaters—and our hearts. Besides being a blockbuster, the film was also critically acclaimed, winning the Academy Award for Best Picture that year, along with 13 other Oscar nominations. To celebrate this classic movie, we’ve rounded up 20 of our favorite quotes from the film that includes Jenny, shrimp, running, mama and a box of chocolates. Forrest Gump Quotes “Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump “My mama always said, ‘Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.'” -Forrest “Run, Forrest! Run!” – Jenny Curran “You have to do the best with what God gave you.” – Mrs. Gump “My Mama always said you’ve got to put the past behind you before you can move on.” – Forrest “Mama always said, dying was ...